Rogue Momma-bear

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OMG, rogue momma-bear alert... ok, like, if your really listening... your 15-minutes of fame is up!!!

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Drink a Good Riddance! to to “Rogue Momma-bear”.      Share

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his parody labeled bottle of expression is meant to be opened in celebration of the demise of your least favorite parody. So, wait patiently for your parody to go away in the manner you wish, and then drink in celebration with friends, family, or co-workers. Give a bottle of good riddance! as a gift, or even as an annoyance.


Shipping Notes

We can ship to ALL states. Unlike our alcohol version, this is a non-alcoholic champagne and does not need to adhere to the very difficult and restrictive state-by-state alcohol shipping rules, regulations, taxes, and reporting burdens. We ship through UPS and Ground is the least expensive. The shipping cost have been negotiated low, however one bottle is about four pounds and costs nearly as much as buying two bottles ( 8 lbs ). Crazy, we know. So technically, you would save money with shipping costs by buying two or three bottles instead of just one. So, we put together a 3-pk... but if you buy three different bottles your cart should automatically discount to about the same discounted rate.

What's In The Bottle

Composed entirely of French Colombard, a relative of the noble Chenin Blanc grape, each bottle of Good Riddance! is crafted by gently crushing the grapes to allow the free-run juice pool into stainless steel tanks where it is slightly sweetened and naturally carbonated. This is a premium non-alcoholic California champagne. Superior quality grapes create the sophisticated quality of this bottling. Unlike other juices with pronounced dry or sweet notes, this champagne dances lightly like a ballerina bride on your taste buds.

Tasting Notes

It has a light, straw yellow color with an effervescence producing pronounced ribbons of bubbles, and aromas of ripe, fresh grapes. On the palate, it is sweet with refreshingly green apple and ripe pear flavors, followed by a crisp, clean finish. Festive for all occasions – from parties to picnics – it is a natural choice for your entertaining and celebrations that includes all age groups.

French Colombard

The Frend Colombard grape is the second most widely planted wine grape in California; it is known for its ability to retain a natural crispness with full but neutral flavors. It is a singular grape that has purity in the fruit flavors, and provides a vinicultural canvas for skilled winemakers to work with in creating cuvées for sparkling wines.

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